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Quite cold here in Ithaca, NY! Actually, damn cold right now. Well at least the beer is cheaper here. I'll add some stuff to this post later on, I'm heading out to Ithaca College to pick up some college gear. If you haven't guessed it yet, i graduated from Ithaca College last year.
NIGHT UPDATE: Long crazy night... Now, i'm back on the couch watching this Lord of the Rings spoof. Thought you might like it. |
04 May 2005 by gio
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I'm hanging out at the airport now, waiting for my delayed flight to arrive. Just enough time to write this quick blog using the free wireless connection. There's a small chance I might miss my flight, so i'll make this one quick. I hope none of this or that happens to me. For now, i think i'll check out the twinkies project, because me friend just sent me the link. It appears to be a series of crazy tests run on Twinkies at Rice University in 1995. |
03 May 2005 by gio
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Yeah, the weekend is here. When you're downing the tequila this weekend, think of this girl. She's got a worm in her neck . Holy suckzorz!!!Have a tasty tequila pop. Oh, and next time you have tequila don't throw away the lime rine. Lime rine does have uses.
WEEKEND JOKE:
A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the GROUND!". The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He drinks it and goes to the window and jumps. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all...SPLAT! The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him, "You're really an asshole when you're drunk, Superman." |
29 Apr 2005 by gio
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