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 Monday JOKE:
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day.
The man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill, then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling a little frisky. He made some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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09 May 2005 by gio
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Don't Forget Mother's Day |
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Btw, tomorrows mother's day if you haven't already figured that out.
Random JOKE I found:
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
This guy is rich for being ridiculously insane. |
07 May 2005 by gio
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These fainting goats are hilarious. Just run up to them and they fall over. If you don't like the goats, you may like Sugar Bush Squirrel®, the superstar squirrel.
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05 May 2005 by gio
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